A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them...
Jo Hua, So Hua.
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Wife : Honey ..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate for an
hour??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
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2 Dost Suicide karne gae,
Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Duk
de!"
Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Reliance mai Job.
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
continue to do so.
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How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to
a
conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O bolo ta ra ra.
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Sardar to his friend "I kiss my Wife everyday before leaving for Office,
what about you?"
Friend : Me too, after you leave.
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Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
When a Person asked what he was doing....
He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Man before Marriage is like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Wherever U Go Our Network Follows."
_________________
Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyondyour grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight uponyou."........JASIQ.
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what they named them...
Jo Hua, So Hua.
************************************************** *****************
Wife : Honey ..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate for an
hour??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
************************************************** *****************
2 Dost Suicide karne gae,
Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Duk
de!"
Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Reliance mai Job.
************************************************** *****************
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
continue to do so.
************************************************** *****************
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to
a
conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O bolo ta ra ra.
************************************************** *****************
Sardar to his friend "I kiss my Wife everyday before leaving for Office,
what about you?"
Friend : Me too, after you leave.
************************************************** *****************
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
When a Person asked what he was doing....
He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
************************************************** *****************
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
************************************************** *****************
Man before Marriage is like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Wherever U Go Our Network Follows."
_________________
Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyondyour grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight uponyou."........JASIQ.
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