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Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Monday, December 22, 2008
GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN
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GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN
Between the ages of 15 - 20, a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.
Between the ages of 20 - 30, a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, crispy, wise and beautiful!!!
Between the ages of 35 - 40, a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.
Between the ages of 40 - 50, she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.
Between the ages of 50 - 60, she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.
Between the ages of 60 - 70, a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.
After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
Between the ages of 15 - 20, a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.
Between the ages of 20 - 30, a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, crispy, wise and beautiful!!!
Between the ages of 35 - 40, a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.
Between the ages of 40 - 50, she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.
Between the ages of 50 - 60, she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.
Between the ages of 60 - 70, a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.
After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
BUG developers -Telugu
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Aparichithudu
Oka line lo 5 bugs vunte thappa - kadu
5 lines lo 5 bugs vunte thappa - china thappu
5 programs lo 5 lines lo 5 bugs Vunte thappu kada - pedda thappe.
Prabhas
'Smile Smile Smile
Ee Prapancham entho peddadi,
Andhulo ee software entho chinnadhi,
Andhulo ee bug chala chala chinnadhi,
so don't bother about it,
Smile Smile Smile'.
Mahesh Babu
'Bug ni chudalanukovacchu - Tappu ledu
Rectify Cheyyalanukovaddu - Chacchi Pothav'
Nenu entha chetta tester no naake teliyadu!!
Chiru
'Idhigidhigo bossu .... Maree antha speed aiypomaaku story maaripoddhi...
As Tagore
Mana program lo mottam 2500 lines vunnayi
Andulo 1250 bugs vunnayi
Andulo 750 Runtime bugs ithey migilinavi, 500 bugs
compile time bugs.
Mana programlo ekkada choosinaa ..BUG!..BUG!..BUG!...ila prathi line lo inni BUGS vunte program ela execute cheyyali Sir!!..inni bugs choosi visugu chendaanu,elagainaaa BUGS rectify cheyyalanukunnanu.....anduke ABF(Anti Bugs Force) ane software tayyaru chesaanu...!..BUGS nu rectify chesaanu!....Nenu chesindhi tappani anipisthe naaku appraisals ivvakkarledu, hikes ivvakkarledu...assalu SALARY ne ivvaddu SIR!!!
PM: Andaru TESTERlu company lo pudataaru..kaani Nuvvu janam lo nunchi puttina TESTER vayya..!!
Balaiah
Nee bugs lo dammenta, nee Code lo pavarenta...
Nenu talachukunte kantichooputo bugs ni Srushtistaa
Nee program open chesaa...Andulo BUG petta..!
Nuvvu nijam gaa TESTER aithe ,Niyyabba nuvvu chadivindhi testing concepts ee aithe....BUG kanukkora chooddam! !!
NTR
EE baggulu mottamodata create chesindhi maa taata.....program lo pettindhi maa taata...vaatitho nuvvendhiraa nannu peekedhi!!
Nag
'Oye yetthi kottanante yetlo padadame kadu Surru summaipodhi, Bug Big ayipodhi!!.
Venkatesh
'Ayyo Ayyo Ayyayyo
Any Language
Any Compiler
Any no of Bugs
Single Hand -> Ganesh'
Legebrity-Mohan Babu:
The relationship between tester and BUG is like a fish and water ,but not fish and fisherman..!!.....eppudo chinnappudu chaduvukunna chaduvu grammer tappulu vunte manninchu....assalu arthame tappanukunte kshaminchu!!
Pity Star (UdayKiran)
'Chi Chi mee peddolunnarey, Coffee aani, Tea
aani, Meetings aani, Savalaksha Karanalu cheppi ma time waste chestaru.
Repu udayam padakondu gantalaki ee bug ni solve chesi ma youth power ento
chupista'
Now suddenly PowerStar will enter and say :-
'Matter chusthe chinna area, dheentlo pedda chikkulu, Andukey
chepthunnanu my dear friend's TESTING -GISTING ane tokkalo panulu pettukuvaddu!!
Oka line lo 5 bugs vunte thappa - kadu
5 lines lo 5 bugs vunte thappa - china thappu
5 programs lo 5 lines lo 5 bugs Vunte thappu kada - pedda thappe.
Prabhas
'Smile Smile Smile
Ee Prapancham entho peddadi,
Andhulo ee software entho chinnadhi,
Andhulo ee bug chala chala chinnadhi,
so don't bother about it,
Smile Smile Smile'.
Mahesh Babu
'Bug ni chudalanukovacchu - Tappu ledu
Rectify Cheyyalanukovaddu - Chacchi Pothav'
Nenu entha chetta tester no naake teliyadu!!
Chiru
'Idhigidhigo bossu .... Maree antha speed aiypomaaku story maaripoddhi...
As Tagore
Mana program lo mottam 2500 lines vunnayi
Andulo 1250 bugs vunnayi
Andulo 750 Runtime bugs ithey migilinavi, 500 bugs
compile time bugs.
Mana programlo ekkada choosinaa ..BUG!..BUG!..BUG!...ila prathi line lo inni BUGS vunte program ela execute cheyyali Sir!!..inni bugs choosi visugu chendaanu,elagainaaa BUGS rectify cheyyalanukunnanu.....anduke ABF(Anti Bugs Force) ane software tayyaru chesaanu...!..BUGS nu rectify chesaanu!....Nenu chesindhi tappani anipisthe naaku appraisals ivvakkarledu, hikes ivvakkarledu...assalu SALARY ne ivvaddu SIR!!!
PM: Andaru TESTERlu company lo pudataaru..kaani Nuvvu janam lo nunchi puttina TESTER vayya..!!
Balaiah
Nee bugs lo dammenta, nee Code lo pavarenta...
Nenu talachukunte kantichooputo bugs ni Srushtistaa
Nee program open chesaa...Andulo BUG petta..!
Nuvvu nijam gaa TESTER aithe ,Niyyabba nuvvu chadivindhi testing concepts ee aithe....BUG kanukkora chooddam! !!
NTR
EE baggulu mottamodata create chesindhi maa taata.....program lo pettindhi maa taata...vaatitho nuvvendhiraa nannu peekedhi!!
Nag
'Oye yetthi kottanante yetlo padadame kadu Surru summaipodhi, Bug Big ayipodhi!!.
Venkatesh
'Ayyo Ayyo Ayyayyo
Any Language
Any Compiler
Any no of Bugs
Single Hand -> Ganesh'
Legebrity-Mohan Babu:
The relationship between tester and BUG is like a fish and water ,but not fish and fisherman..!!.....eppudo chinnappudu chaduvukunna chaduvu grammer tappulu vunte manninchu....assalu arthame tappanukunte kshaminchu!!
Pity Star (UdayKiran)
'Chi Chi mee peddolunnarey, Coffee aani, Tea
aani, Meetings aani, Savalaksha Karanalu cheppi ma time waste chestaru.
Repu udayam padakondu gantalaki ee bug ni solve chesi ma youth power ento
chupista'
Now suddenly PowerStar will enter and say :-
'Matter chusthe chinna area, dheentlo pedda chikkulu, Andukey
chepthunnanu my dear friend's TESTING -GISTING ane tokkalo panulu pettukuvaddu!!
What is the difference between Saali & Wife
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**WARNING** THIS IS NOT STRICTLY TRUE IN EVERY SAALI'S. AND DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY!! 
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*What is the difference between Saali & Wife*
Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty
Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension
Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka
Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool
Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi
Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAK
...* *What is the difference between Saali & Wife*
Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty
Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension
Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka
Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool
Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi
Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAK
Friday, December 19, 2008
FW: Telugu encounter
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On a flight James Bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy. Telugu Guy:
"Hello, May I know your name please?"
James Bond: "My name is Bond". Continuing in his inimitable style, "James Bond".
Then Bond asks: "And you?"
Telugu Guy says: "My name is Rao...
Siva Rao...
Samba Siva Rao...
Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao..."
Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says "James "
How to ask ur boss for salary increase
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One day an employee sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary !!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your $ $incerely,
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :
Dear
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading
ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NO thing more to add NOw You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your $ $incerely,
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :
Dear
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading
ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NO thing more to add NOw You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager
Pakistani Tourist
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Pakistani Tourist
A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Delhi found himself needing to urinate badly. After a long search he could not find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn't control himself and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself.
As soon as he had just started you-know-what, a Delhi police official approached him, "Hey, What do you think you're doing here?"
Pakistani tourist: "Sorry I have to Pee"
Police : "No PP here okay ? Follow me."
The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass, flowers and singing birds around.
Police: "PP here..... and have a nice day".
Pakistani tourist : "Oh Sir, ....... that's very nice of you, is this Indian courtesy?"
Police: "No.......this is The Pakistani Embassy!"
A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Delhi found himself needing to urinate badly. After a long search he could not find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn't control himself and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself.
As soon as he had just started you-know-what, a Delhi police official approached him, "Hey, What do you think you're doing here?"
Pakistani tourist: "Sorry I have to Pee"
Police : "No PP here okay ? Follow me."
The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass, flowers and singing birds around.
Police: "PP here..... and have a nice day".
Pakistani tourist : "Oh Sir, ....... that's very nice of you, is this Indian courtesy?"
Police: "No.......this is The Pakistani Embassy!"
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Dad how was I born - Masala Joke
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Pappu: Dad how was I born
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Dad: well son, your Mom & I got to gether at 'YAHOO'
we set us a date via E-Mail, & Met in a cyber cafe,
Your Mom agreed to dowload data from my PEN DRIVE,
JUST when I was about to "Transfer"
we realised that none of us have installed "FIREWALL"
IT was too late to DELETE
9 months later a POP-UP Window appeared & said
YOU HAVE GOT A MALE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dad: well son, your Mom & I got to gether at 'YAHOO'
we set us a date via E-Mail, & Met in a cyber cafe,
Your Mom agreed to dowload data from my PEN DRIVE,
JUST when I was about to "Transfer"
we realised that none of us have installed "FIREWALL"
IT was too late to DELETE
9 months later a POP-UP Window appeared & said
YOU HAVE GOT A MALE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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