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| VISIT FOR MORE http://email4fun.blogspot.com You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. ~Jonathan Carroll, "Outside the Dog Museum" A hundred hearts would be too few To carry all my love for you. ~Author Unknown The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. ~Stephen King If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~Author Unknown Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. ~W. Somerset Maugham, A Writer's Notebook, 1949 Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. ~John Bulwer A bell is no bell 'til you ring it, A song is no song 'til you sing it, And love in your heart Wasn't put there to stay - Love isn't love 'Til you give it away. ~Oscar Hammerstein, Sound of Music, "You Are Sixteen (Reprise)" Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. ~Robert Browning The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. ~Author Unknown For you see, each day I love you more Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. ~Rosemonde Gerard Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end. ~Author Unknown Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. ~Author Unknown You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry. ~Author Unknown Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands.. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts. ~Author Unknown You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. ~Author Unknown Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. ~Oprah Winfrey Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. ~Author Unknown Soul-mates are people who bring out the best in you. They are not perfect but are always perfect for you. ~Author Unknown Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. ~Author Unknown Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. ~Michael Leunig Who, being loved, is poor? ~Oscar Wilde Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. ~MASH, Hawkeye The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. ~George Moore I've fallen in love many times... Always with you. ~Author Unknown My love as deep; the more I give to thee, The more I have, both are infinite. ~William Shakespeare Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. ~Zora Neale Hurston I learned the real meaning of love. Love is absolute loyalty. People fade, looks fade, but loyalty never fades. You can depend so much on certain people, you can set your watch by them. And that's love, even if it doesn't seem very exciting. ~Sylvester Stallone You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with. ~Dr. Wayne W.. Dyer A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy. ~George Jean Nathan Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. ~Zelda Fitzgerald Our love could change the orbit of the earth. So, if a meteor ever comes hurtling towards earth with the guarantee of destruction, top scientists may call on us to, well, you know, do it like crazy for the sake of humankind. ~Author Unknown Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life. ~Author Unknown We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person. ~W. Somerset Maugham I love you like crazy, baby 'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. ~Pixie Foudre We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. ~Author Unknown How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard. ~From the movie Annie Falling in love is so hard on the knees. ~Aerosmith For twas not into my ear you whispered But into my heart Twas not my lips you kissed But my soul ~Judy Garland If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. ~Attributed to Claudia Ghandi What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. ~Author Unknown |
| Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!! In our life time 6 things can come at any time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness - - - 6.susu: isliye karke sona .good night (Language: Hindi) Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!! (Language: Hindi) AASMAN ME TUM HO,ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI DEKHO TUM HI TUM HO. DOMEX WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI "KITAANU" HAR JAGAH HOTE HAI..... Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!! Last nite i had a dream abt U... I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day... Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not... I asked GOD: Why it is so??? GOD replied: "BALANCE OF NATURE"...!! ! VISIT FOR MORE http://email4fun.blogspot.com |
| Cricket has reached exciting levels with IPL.... Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestions: - 1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hr and marks to 50. 2. Introduce strategic break after 30 minutes. 3. Give free hit, that is a chance for students to frame their own questions and write answers. 4. 1st 15 minutes power play, that is no invigilator in the exam hall. (Wow…!!! I will love this....!!!) 5. Introduce fair play awards. 6.Cheer girls to cheer for every correct answer written....! !! |
| Jo tum chaho vo tumhara ho, Roshan raate aur khoobsurat sawera ho, Jaari rakhege hum duaaaon ka silsala, ki kaamyab har manzil pe dost hamara ho... ************ ********* ********* ** Jaruri nahi dosti me mulakat hoti rahe, Jaruri nahi ki baat hoti rahe, par jo jaruri hai vo bas yahi, ki dost ko meri dosti yaad aati rahe. ************ ********* ********* ** Jeevan me`safal' hone ke liye 3 factor jaroor lagao, Pratham: brain mein eyes factor... Dwitiya: jubaan mein sugar factor... Trutiya: heart mein friendship factor... ************ ********* ********* ** koi ho baat na dil se lagana, Agar apna samjho to hi batana, Bhool ho humse, to samjhana, samjho jo to hak jatana, ki hai dosti to dil se nibhana. ************ ********* ********* ** phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi, Sagar se gahara koi nahi, ab aapki kya taarif karu, Dosti me aap jaisaa pyara koi nahi. ************ ********* ********* ** |
| Approximately 75% of human poop is made of water. -Your eyes are always the same size from birth but your nose and ears never stop growing. -It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. -The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds. -Your brain is more active during the night than the day. -One human hair can support 3kg. -Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. -The tooth is the only part of the human body that can't repair itself. -An average human loses about 200 head hairs per day. It is impossible to lick your elbow. -Your body requires 1000-1500 calories per day just to simply survive (breathing, sleeping, eating). -Every day an adult body produces 300 billion new cells. -Scientists say the higher your I.Q. the more you dream. -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest it the male sperm. -You use 200 muscles to take one step. -Muscle cells live as long as you do while skin cells live less than 24 hours. -A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. -Your brain operates on the same amount of power that would light a 10-watt light bulb. -There are 5 million hair follicles on an average adult. -The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razorblades. -The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Brittanica. The white part of your fingernail is called the Lunula. -There is enough iron in a human being to make one small nail. -A shank is the part of the sole between the heel and the ball of the foot. -The talus is the second largest bone in the foot. -The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples. -A 13 year old child found a tooth growing out of his foot in 1977. -Your thumb is the same length of your nose. -A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. -Dogs and Humans are the only animals with prostates. -It only takes 7lbs of of pressure to rip off your ears. |
Puzzle No.17 was a dark stormy night and a couple were in a car racing madly through a foreign city. The car broke down and the husband had to go get help from someone who spoke his language. He was afraid to leave his wife alone in the car so he pulled up the windows and locked the car before leaving. When he came back, the car was in the same state as he had left it but his wife was dead, there was blood on the floor and there was a stranger in the car. What happened? |
Puzzle No.18 There are several chickens and rabbits in a cage (with no other types of animals). There are 72 heads and 200 feet inside the cage. How many chickens are there, and how many rabbits? |
| Dinesh Vora A retired old lonely man trying to reminiscence the good old times of life at eighty five years of age looks at his feet. "Hi my feet, a faithful friend, Happy Birthday, you are eighty five today. Had it not been for the swiftness of you I would not have run and survived the war." Then he moves his eye slight upward and talks to his knees. "Hi knees my reliable useful old friend Happy Birthday. Though stricken with acute arthritis today, you have helped me through falling on you and begged the hand of love of my life my wife." He then smiled. Then he moved his eyes further upward, looks at his crotch, smirked, and in a loud voice goes, "Hell....... .o, the dearest of mine of all, It has been quite a while since you are damn dead, but if were alive you would be eighty five today." |
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