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Boss Reaction During Recession

Boss Reaction During Recession beginning..... Boss: Be good, you will be fine. After a week... Must Work Hard man After a month... Must Work Hard during recession you know! After a Quarter.... Can you hear me, you must work hard!!!

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Funny SMS Jokes

1st joke

Once Amitabh Bachchan drove the car himself and made his driver to sit
at the back seat, the car passed away a signal and left the traffic
policeman astonished, the traffic policeman went to the second traffic
policeman and said, "Today I saw one of the richest man."
second policeman : "But who was he actually?"
first policeman : "I don't know the name but his driver was Amitabh
bachchan."

2nd joke

Once a sardharji was going in a train.When the train stopped in a
station,he wanted to have a bath.so he went and approached a man and
asked him the instructions of how to use the bathroom.The man
said,"Just press the buttons 1-10".So the went inside.He pressed the
button-1.It sent him inside.He pressed button-2.It took off all his
clothes.Then he thought that since he had pressed the buttons-1,2, he
must press the button-10(1- 10-1,2,10) .So he pressed the button 10.
Then you can assume what happened next(The button 10 will push the
person out.).

3rd joke

Five friends lived in a room, Namely are MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY..
One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.
MAD: Is it police station ???
Police: Yes, what is the matter ???
MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY..
Police: Are you mad?
MAD: Yes, I"m MAD.
Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.
MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom....
Police: you FOOL...
MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke..  
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Funny SMS

Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.

Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.
Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !

Sincere Apology

Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.

What is a girl friend?

What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies & division of friends

newtons law of romance

newtons law of romance:- love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
it can only be changed from one girl friend to another...

breakfast

breakfast= can't eat bcoz i think of u. -
lunch= can't eat bcoz i think of u -
dinner= can't eat bcoz i think of u -
bedtime * can't sleep bcoz..... - i am so hungry!:.... ....

A rose exclusively

A rose exclusively for a nice person like u 4m an ever nice person like me.
Keep the rose until it's dry, keep my friendship until I die.

Knowing a friend like u

Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways
And if Ever I Have to Let you go..
I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!

Dictionary is the only place

Dictionary is the only place where death comes b4 life,
sucess b4 work & divorce b4 marriage,
but best part is friend comes b4 relatives.

There r 8 billion people around the world

There r 8 billion people around the world. I don't know why I keep on
messaging u.
may be because 7999999999 can't replace a single friend like u.

one day Love and friendship met

one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why
are you here? friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the
tears!!!" Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no
scope for tears if your friend is good.

When the time comes for you

When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure
that u select someone who will never break your heart coz broken
hearts have no spare parts.

I've seen angels in the sky

I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen
things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen
anything sweeter than you!

bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.

bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi
zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say
zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U

If love were to be taxed,

If love were to be taxed,
I would be the highest tax payer.

you can't buy Love

you can't buy Love... but you can pay heavily

Common sense

Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!

Promises are like babies

Promises are like babies, easy to give hard to deliver

You need Money

You need Money to call someone Honey.

I should be more Affectionate

My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two Girlfriends.

Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.

LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy

WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

i håtê Smî|îÑg

i håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show
î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé
tó SaY gooDbYê...

Don't regret

Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and
say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!

Love makes life

Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep

Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better
Than A Dream.

No one is too young for love

No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your
mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age..

Love is like a cloud

Love is like a cloud.... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and
everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found
love when I found U.

It hurts to love someone

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts
more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know
how you feel.

It takes a minute to have a crush,

It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day
to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

I'm scared to fall in love,

I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I
fall in love... it never seems to last.

People say you only fall in love once,

People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I
fall in love all over again

Love is to think

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think
about yourself.

There are times when I fall in love with someone new

There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always
seem to find myself back in love with you.

The hardest thing

The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

Meeting you was fate

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in
love with you was completely out of my control.

Always draw a circle

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart
because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

I'd rather be hated

I'd rather be hated for who I am then be loved for who I'm not

Trying to forget someone

Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone
you never knew.

Dance like no one's watching

Dance like no one's watching; sing like no one's listening; love like
you can't get hurt, and live like there's no tomorrow.

LoVe iS LiKe QuiCkSanD

LoVe iS LiKe QuiCkSanD - ThE DeEpEr yOu FaLL iN iT ThE HaRdeR iT iS tO GeT OuT.

You showed me how it is to be loved

You showed me how it is to be loved. Now I know what really love is. 1
day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms
again.

There's a warmth in my heart

There's a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when U R gone. Mend me 2 ur
side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, wat's simple
is true, I love you.

I feel something in my heart

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I
see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because
I LOVE YOU!

LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr

LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR
RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE
EaCh OtHEr...

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT,

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN
DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

Without humor, life sux. Without courage

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love,
life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

True love is like ghosts

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy

Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy 'I LoVe U' to Someone u ReaLLy Like,
Coz it is noT EvEryDaY u'll mEEt tHe PerSoN WhO hAs tHe MaGic 2 lEt u
fAll iN love...

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd
iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???

Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme

Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the
end of time...

Cherish the person you love,

Cherish the person you love, never tell lies or attempt to hurt them
because you won't know how important they are until they are out of
your life...

It's hard to find someone

It's hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find
someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let
go.

It is not being in love

It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love
with YOU that makes me happy.

TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD

TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD, kiSS me wHen i'm saD, hug me wHen i cRy,
caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i'm sTill Alive...

I love you not because of who you are

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I
am with you.

Never frown

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is
falling in love with your smile.

A memory lasts forever

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay
together and never say good bye.

Meeting you was fate

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in
love with you was completely out of my control.

God created men first

God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

The hardest thing

The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

There are times when I fall in love

There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always
seem to find myself back in love with you.

Love is to think about someone

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think
about yourself.

If the only possible

If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I'll
sleep forever.

You asked me who I liked

You asked me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant
was no one but you.

Looking back on all these years

Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I
never want these memories to fade.

I'm crazy for you

I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never
wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my
kiss, I'm crazy for you.

I cry 4 the times U were almost mine.

I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 the memories I've left
behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new. I cry 4 the
times I thought I had U.

People say you only fall in love once

People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I
fall in love all over again.

Once Upon a Time,

Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing
that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day
I met you.

A million words would not bring you back

A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried.
Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried.

You don't love a woman

You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful
because you love her.

You come to love not by finding the perfect person

You come to love not by finding the perfect person but by seeing an
imperfect person perfectly.

I have no regrets

I have no regrets i will never regret loving some one because the
feeling of love for five minutes is greater than an eternity of hurt.

Expect the people you love to be better

Expect the people you love to be better it helps them to become better
But you don't get upset when they fail it helps them keep trying

Many a man in love with a dimple

Many a man in love with a dimple mistake the mistake if marrying the whole girl.

Love is giving some one

Love is giving some one the ability of destroy You and trusting them not to do.

Men love because they are afraid of themselves

Men love because they are afraid of themselves, afraid of the
loneliness that lives in them, and need some one in whom they can lose
themselves, as smoke loses itself in the sky .

the hardest thing in life

the hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else

Tears in my eyes

Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how
much I love you

Love is as a war

Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..

I would like to be a tear

I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your
cheeks and dieing on your lips.

I feel something in my heart

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I
see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because
I LOVE YOU!.…

Falling in love is when she falls

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in
your dreams !

The day that I'll die

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize
angels' faces, because I live with one on earth.

I miss you ... I need you

I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love
you ... more than words ... can ever say.

Love is hard and will always be

Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and
that one is ME !

It must have been a rainy day

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really
rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!

If your heart was a prison

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life

If a big fat man creeps

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you
into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for
christmas!

To the whole world you are somebody

To the whole world you are somebody..... but to me , you are the whole world

If you are mad at me

If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !

The world is so more beautiful

The world is so more beautiful with you around!

Lonely?

Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I
wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!

a sweet little rabbit

(\_/)
(=.=)
(")(") a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...

Kiss me

Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.

Like a rose needs water

Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs
a pen, I need you!!

If the world was made of paper

If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write
everywhere that I like you!

A butterfly needs its wings

A butterfly needs its wings .... an icebear needs cold weather and I
... I need you!

Love...

Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one
… forever ....

I love you!

I love you! From the earth till the moon!

I hope that you finally understand

I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the
end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

What is a flower without the sun

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky.
What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you

Of all the friends I've ever met

Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I
die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

If I would get a rose

If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend
every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you

I love two things

I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you
the rest of my life

Love is......

Love is....... to love more and more each day....

I want to share everything with you

I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments,
every single second of the day.

Tiny starz shining bright its time 4 me 2

Tiny starz shining bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite, so close ur
eyes & snuggle up tight I'm wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!

Arre..listen. . 2ppl were askin me

Arre..listen. . 2ppl were askin me ur details 2 day. I gave them ur
address n no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r JOY &
HAPPINES.!!!

I miss you so

I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I
miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!

I am looking for a word

I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am
looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am
looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are
the best !!!

When the night comes

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star,
don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true,
'cause I did it and I found you!

If the people we love are stolen

If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have
them live on is to never stop
lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...

I wanted to send

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

What I feel for you

What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so.
When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only
one for me?

That I love you is no wonder

That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me,
that is very special.

What is a flower without the sun

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky.
What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you

Women admire a man

Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.

Without love I cannot live

Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!

When a heart is the sign of love

When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when
walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in
love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?

You are always in my heart

You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in
the whole world that makes me feel this way.

I miss you so, here around me

I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I
miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!

Love is sweet poison

Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise
.. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark
place.

Love is Pure

Love is Pure .. Love is Sure .. Love is sweet poison .. that Doctors can't cure

You are like the sunshine so warm

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you
are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!

You must be a good runner

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am
always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...

By following my heart

By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something
back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.

There are thousands of roses on this world

There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every
rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!

I have the

I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"?

If you fall in river there is a boat

If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is
rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope

Kiss is not like Nokia

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People .. Kiss is not like
Nike..Just Do It. .. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More ..
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

You look so fine

You look so fine!I want to... break your heart and give you mine

Do you believe in love

Do you believe in love at first sight ... or do I have to walk by again??

If U delete this message

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats
bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?

L O V E ..

L = Lake of Sorrows ..
O = Ocean of Tears ..
V = Valley of Death ..
E = End of life.....

Don't waste your time

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their
time on you.

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN
DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

LovE is Not HoW LonG

LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR
RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE
EaCh OtHEr...

i håtê Smî|îÑg

i håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show
î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé
tó SaY gooDbYê...

Don't regret what you've did

Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and
say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!

Every girl wants one guy to meet

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants
all the girls to meet his one need.

Last night I hugged my pillow

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday
I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.

Girls are like phones

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you
press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Love makes life so confusing

Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

Don't cry because it's over

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.

Under the sea

Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope.
In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words...
'Forget me not'

When u were born

When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling..
Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and
everyone round u is crying..

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT....
WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???

Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy

Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy 'I LoVe U' to Someone u ReaLLy Like,
Coz it is noT EvEryDaY u'll mEEt tHe PerSoN WhO hAs tHe MaGic 2 lEt u
fAll iN love...

Without humor, life sux

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love,
life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

LovE is Not HoW LonG

LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR
RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE
EaCh OtHEr...

Heart could only Love 4 a while

Heart could only Love 4 a while, U can put many relation in a file, U
can make a desert from the nile, But u cant stop my smile, when i see
ur name on my mobile.!

Love is like a bird

Love is like a bird, if u hold it tightly it dies, if u hold it
slightly , it flies, plz take good care of it.. DOn't Luv 1, don't
Luv2, but Luv 1 who Luvs u!

wen i go wrong

wen i go wrong , need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out, need
ur hand 2 catch, wen i win, need ur hand 2 pat. in short "YA HATH
MUJHE DE DE THAKUR"

Be smart

Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.

You can fall from a mountain

You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way
to fall,is to fall in love with me.

Dont" keep me in ur eyes

Dont" keep me in ur eyes, i may fall as tears keep me in ur heart, so
that ur every "Heart Beat" may remainds u thats there is "someone 4
u".

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I Love You Always~*~

 

I Love You Always~*~

 

 

 

Have you ever captured the beauty
Of how it feels to be in love
How precious the feeling is
Delicate as the wings of a dove

Your heart is always smiling
You wear a big grin on your face
For once in your life you realize
You have settled down at the right place

Everywhere you look around
You see nothing but happiness
Purity, honesty, generosity
And one above all kindness

You ask where can I find it
Well it's sent from up above
Everything I have just described
You'll find in the beauty of love

 

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Bush Needs A Job :) -George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States of America.U.S.A

 

I Need a Job

I will be available in January 2009, and I am willing to relocate.

RESUME: GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520

LAW ENFORCEMENT:

* I was arrested in Kennebunkport , Maine , in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I plead guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been 'lost' and is not available..

MILITARY:

* I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam .

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

* I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

* I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
* I began my career in the oil business in Midland , Texas , in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas . The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
* I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
* With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry
(including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas .

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS :

* I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union . During my tenure, Houston  replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America .
* I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of
billions in borrowed money.
* I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.
* With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida , and my
father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President of the United States , after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

* I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.

* I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.
*I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
* I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
* I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
* I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
* I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.
* In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues.
* I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My 'poorest millionaire, 'Condoleezza
Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
* I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.
President. I am the all-time U.S. and world record -holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations. My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history, Enron.
* My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
* I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution.
* More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
* I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed..
* I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
* I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
* I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any President in U.S. history.
* I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States Government.
* I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.
* I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
* I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
* I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. 'prisoners of war' detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
* I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US election).
* I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.
* I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.
* After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
* I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
* I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.
* I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. Citizens and the world community.
* I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in wartime.
* In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
* I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
* I am supporting development of a nuclear 'Tactical Bunker Buster,' aWMD.
* I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.


RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

* All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
* All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
* All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President attended, regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
* I specified that my sealed documents will not be available for 50 years.

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If God says it's you, Who can reverse it?

If God says it's you, Who can reverse it?


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Undated picture of Barack Obama somewhere in Kenya

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Meaning of OBAMA (U.S.A, America President)

You will love this one   ^   ^   ^   ^   ^   ^   ^ O    ORIGINALLY B    BORN IN A    AFRICA M   MANAGING THE A   AMERICANS

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A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around. "A priest! Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps. A policeman checks the crowd but finds no priest, no minister, no man of the cloth of any kind.

 

"A PRIEST, PLEASE!" the dying man says again.

 

Out of the crowd steps a little old Jewish man of at least eighty years of age. "Mr. Policeman," says the man, "I'm not a priest. I'm not even a Catholic. But for fifty years now I've been living behind St. Mary's Catholic Church on Third Avenue, and every Friday night I listen to the Catholic litany. Maybe I can be of some comfort to this man."

 

The policeman agrees and brings the octogenarian over to where the dying man lay. He kneels down, leans over the injured man, and says in a solemn voice:

 

"B - 4...  I - 19...  N - 38...  G - 54...  O - 72."

 

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How to say I Love You in 100 Languages!!!

 

 

How to say I Love You in 100 Languages!!!

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te ubesk
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing'I Love You')
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe

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Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

 

 

Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?
 
 
 
 Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
 
 
 
Subject: Problems with my new computer
 
 
 
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
 
 
 
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
 
  1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button.
 
  We request you to check this.
 
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in
  system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my
  home.
 
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly.
 
  My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the
  key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace.Please rectify this problem.
 
4... My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
 
5... I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?
 
6... It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
 
 
7... There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
 
8... You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
 
9... You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
 
Regards,
Banta
 
 
Last one to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
 

 

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