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Monday, March 2, 2009

Strange Bicycle Parking From Around the World...!!!

Posted by Monika Nandi at 8:33 PM 0 comments

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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

New Coca Cola Commercial

Posted by Monika Nandi at 8:29 PM 0 comments

New Coca Cola Commercial

FW: Reality of Marriage!!!

Posted by Monika Nandi at 8:45 PM 0 comments

SO,,,,,,,DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED???

Before marriage....

She: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
He: Do you want me to leave?
She: No! Don't even think about it.
He: Do you love me?
She: Of course! Over and over!
He: Have you ever cheated on me?
She: No! Why are you even asking?
He: Will you kiss me?
She: Every chance I get.
He: Will you hit me?
She: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
He: Can I trust you?
She: Yes.
He: Darling!

After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.

FW: Satyam chief @ JAIL-DOG Millionaire Show..!!!

Posted by Monika Nandi at 8:43 PM 0 comments

With Slumdog Millionaire proving to be 'SlumGOD Millionaire' for one and all associated with it, the ever-so-versatile cartoonist Morparia has come up with yet another winner of a cartoon. This time, the subject is the infamous Satyam scandal, which seems to be the hot favourite amongst all the critics and likes, the last one being that of Amul ('Satyam, Sharam, Scandalam').

This time, on the hot-seat is none other than the police chief and while the contestant's chair is adorned by a Raju lookalike, in a show called 'Jaildog Millionaire'. The question in question reads as 'Where are the Satyam millions'? And the options for the answers are: 'Swiss bank, Real estate, Stashed away, or with politicians.' While the answers are anybody's guess (or is it nobody's guess?), Morparia is one man who really needs to be lauded and applauded for stripping the truth and bringing marvelous cartoon strips.

Friday, January 30, 2009

calendar for September 1752

Posted by Monika Nandi at 4:07 AM 0 comments

calendar for September 1752

I was shocked looking at this. Are'nt u?

Have u ever seen the calendar for September 1752???

If you are working in Unix, try this out.
At $ prompt, type: cal 9 1752

Surprised??? ?

not only in unix, u can also search it in google

See the explanation for what you see.
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Isn't the output queer? A month with whole of eleven days missing. This was the time England shifted from Roman Julian Calendar to the Gregorian Calendar, and the king of England ordered those 11 days to be wiped off the face of the month of September of 1752. (What couldn't a King do in those days?!) And yes, the workers worked for 11 days less, but got paid for the entire 30 days. And that's how "Paid Leave" was born.Hail the King!!!

FW: Funny

Posted by Monika Nandi at 4:07 AM 0 comments

Funny

• If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,

if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

• I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

• Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect.......
so why practice?

• If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

• Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

• How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

• Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

• One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

• Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.

• Love the neighbor.
But don't get caught.

• Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.